Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts
Best Things About Being Single
1. First of all when you are single, you are awesome.
2. You do not need to talk about where the relationship is going.
3. You do not need to bother about how to dump someone or how not to get dumped.
4. No more fights.
5. You cry only when you laugh too hard.
6. You do not have to worry about updating every moment of your life to someone.
7. You do not need to worry about getting into same college or staying in same city.
8. You are free to flirt with anybody in daily life or at social networks.
9. You have the freedom of eyes. No body is gonna charge you for looking at someone.
10. You have the freedom of phone. No body is gonna charge you for keeping your phone busy.
11. You do not have to lie.
12. No need to get bored with a single human being. Have fun with friends, family, flirting, school & career.
13. No one will pressure you to do what you hate to do.
14. You have time to be yourself.
15. The day you become single is your independence day !
One very important thing is there are very few lucky persons to meet their Mr. or Mrs. Rights. If you think you have found yours then you should give it a shot. But don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend just to have one!
Everyone would be rich if ...
Almost everyone of us could be rich very easily and quickly if and only if we would:
1. Get paid for facebooking !!!
2. Get paid for using toilet !!!
4. Get paid for flirting !!!
5. Get paid for every single shout of your boss !!!
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Ways to Waste Time
Sometimes when i waste time by doing something bullshit or nonsense i think that people should learn from me how to waste time. Because i am really good at wasting time. But when share that with my friends they also claim themselves best in wasting time! So i think lot of people like to waste time.
I am sharing some good ways to waste time. I hope they will be helpful for those who like to waste time or want to.
- Attend Boring Classes - I really hate this. For me its a waste of time. Specially if the teacher is boring and forgot to communicate with students. I can remember the dialogue of John Nash (Russel Crowe) from the movie " A Beautiful Mind " , " Classes will dull your mind, destroy your potential for authentic creativity".
- Wait for a Miracle - Sleep at home and think that a miracle will happen, God will help. Its a complete waste of time. A human being himself / herself is a miracle if he/she works hard.
- Believe or Wait for One Love - One or None ! Trying to convince someone for a long time ??? But no progress? Probably he/she does not deserve you or vice versa. But its your time. Waste it!!!
- Scratch with Hand - When you are scratching any part of your body with hand then you are unable to do other things. So you are wasting time. Try to scratch with your leg to save time. !!!
- Ask for Sympathy - If you are asking for sympathy to people you are wasting time. Actually now a days that's hardly available. Earn it !
- Teach Your Pet : Try to teach Physics to your pet.
- Blog - Write a blog post like this one.
Most Popular Internet Slang and Acronyms – LoL, LMao,RofL etc
People are confused about the meaning of these internet slang and acronyms. I have collected some. If i am wrong write a comment .
- ABN - Asshole By Nature
- LOL - Laughing Out Loud
- LMFAO - Laughing On My *ucking Ass Off
- LMAO - Laughing On My Ass off
- ROFL - Rolling On the Floor Loughing
- SFU - Shut the *uck Up
- BRB - Be Right Back
- FOAD - *uck Off And Die
- GTG/G2G - Got to Go
- HS - Holy Shit
- HTH - Hope This Helps
- OMG - Oh My God !
- IDK - I Don't Know
- POS - Piece Of Shit
- SOS - Some old Shit
- WTF - What The *uck
- R8 - Right
- F9 - Fine
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